“Maury about to be out of business n*gga” Says Johnathan Munroe about raising $50,000 on GoFundME to build a time machine to go back in time and kill whoever invented child support. Mr. Munroe says he only needs about $20,000 more to start ordering parts, and complete the time machine that he says will basically…
FLORIDA – A Florida woman has filed for divorce after her husband, Kyle spent their entire life savings on a year supply of Monster energy drink. She claims Kyle spent more than $30,000 on Monster energy drinks, and now they have a negative balance and are on the verge of being homeless. In an exclusive…
Pride month has been exciting with many global companies showing their support from Microsoft to Chik-Fil-A, but the biggest surprise has been the first ever Neo-Nazi Pride parade and the new LGBT swastika logo. The parade comes as no surprise after a new study by the University of Dickinbut revealed 80% of neo-nazi men are…
Florida has a new sheriff in town and he’s pissed off at his mom. Hide your drywall, hide your Monsters because Kyle is causing property damage all across Florida state. Jacksonville, a Florida teen is in custody after he was caught stealing energy drinks and punching holes in the drywall at a local Home Depot.…
FLORIDA – Thieves rob a T-Mobile store in Miami, taking thousands in Apple products and leaving behind all Android devices. The thieves were walking past Android devices and ignoring them as if they were worthless. The manager of the store said, “We thought they would wipe out the entire store, but they showed no interest…
Xbox is celebrating LGBT Pride Month with a lot of pride, in a recent report, Xbox revealed 80% of its gamers were either gay or transgender. To celebrate LGBT it has released a beautiful theme and a custom Xbox one console. To make this celebration of LGBT one to remember it will make all account…
Why do men cheat? And why do they sometimes continue cheating after they’re caught, even in the face of profoundly unwanted consequences like divorce, loss of parental contact, loss of social standing? A new study by Dr. Lethat Mango suggests a man who cheats and on his girlfriend or wife are more loyal and faithful…
NEW ORLEANS – A 17 year old Make-A-Wish foundation teen, who is suffering from a chronic HIV infection, has reportedly made a wish to recieve oral sex from popular pornographic actress Teanna Trump. Jeffrey Jones, who is currently suffering from a chronic HIV infection, reportedly told his physician he wanted to receive oral sex from…
Social distancing means that we’re all spending a lot more time at home, canceling or rescheduling vacations, and probably not going out to things like movies and museums. Staying at home doesn’t mean you can’t experience a little travel, and maybe a little culture, from your home computer. Read more…
Michoacán MX – What many believed to be a meteor over the night sky of Uruapan Mexico has been enhanced by a meteorologist who confirms it was Goku riding on Nimbus. News networks in Mexico received numerous calls from concerned citizens about what was assumed to be a meteor. Meteorologist Jesus Melapela took it upon…
