An Inequitable System: 90% Of People Appointed Car DJ Are Only Given The Job Because They’re Sitting Shotgun 
5 Times He Come In Looking All Huge With His Jiggling Face And Spraying His STINK And Mess Around With Our Jewels And Our Snacks 5 TIMES HE DID THIS TO US With His Stink And Spraying His Fluids Onto The TV When We’re Trying To Watch Commercials 5 Times 
Body Positivity Win: This Thing Seems Overweight For Whatever The Hell It Is But It’s Still Beautiful 
An Inequitable System: 90% Of People Appointed Car DJ Are Only Given The Job Because They’re Sitting Shotgun
As Americans, we like to believe that we live in a meritocratic society where individuals rise to the top based on talent and skill. But a new study has proven just how inequitable the world around us really is: Researchers have determined that 90% of people appointed car DJ are only given the job because…
5 Times He Come In Looking All Huge With His Jiggling Face And Spraying His STINK And Mess Around With Our Jewels And Our Snacks 5 TIMES HE DID THIS TO US With His Stink And Spraying His Fluids Onto The TV When We’re Trying To Watch Commercials 5 Times
It has happened five times. Everyone knows what it’s like when you are enjoying the commercial with our jewels when suddenly HE walks in spraying his STINK all over and he mess around with your jewels and our snacks and spray his fluids onto the TV. It has happened five times with him with his…
Body Positivity Win: This Thing Seems Overweight For Whatever The Hell It Is But It’s Still Beautiful
Society has made some serious strides in recent years towards embracing body positivity, and here’s yet another encouraging story that proves just how much our standards of beauty have evolved: This thing seems overweight for whatever the hell it is, but it is still beautiful! Read more…
Lapsed Amish Should Feel Free To Ease Themselves Into The Internet’s Vast Wealth Of Content With This List Of 5 Simple, Easy-To-Grasp GIFs
The internet can be an overwhelming place, especially for those who grew up in communities that don’t use technology, like the Amish. Any former member of the Amish community should feel free to start their internet journey with this list of simple gifs, which will help you understand what it’s like to absorb internet… Read…
Incredibly Tragic: Everyone At This Trivia Table Wrongly Assumes At Least One Of Their Friends Is Still Having Fun
Brace yourself, because here’s a story about an upsetting situation currently unfolding at a trivia night in Baltimore, MD that is definitely going to bum you out: Everyone at this trivia table wrongly assumes at least one of their friends is still having fun. Read more…
What Was He Going For? Dr. Phil Wore A Fat Suit On Yesterday’s Episode Of His Show But Just Sat There Without Addressing Any Body Positivity Stuff
A baffling thing happened on TV yesterday that’s got viewers everywhere scratching their heads: Dr. Phil wore a fat suit on yesterday’s episode of his show, but just sat there without addressing any body positivity stuff. Read more…
Royal Thieves: Queen Elizabeth Says That Harry And Meghan Took All 50 Sets Of Her Dentures With Them When They Left Buckingham Palace
Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, have made headlines this week after they announced their independence from the British Royal Family, and it turns out that the couple has caused even more turmoil than we originally thought. In a dramatic public statement this morning, Queen Elizabeth revealed that Harry and… Read more…
Major Disappointment: J.J. Abrams Has Revealed That Finn And Poe Are Both Gay, But Don’t Really Vibe With Each Other Romantically
Ever since Star Wars: The Force Awakens introduced us to best friends Finn and Poe, there’s been a viral push among fans for movie executives to make the characters gay and have the two of them fall in love on screen. Sadly, some news just dropped that is going to leave these diehard fans heartbroken:…
Incredibly Frustrating: A Watermark Has Appeared Over Mt. Rushmore
If you were planning on visiting Mt. Rushmore in the next few months, prepare for a major disappointment because this iconic tourist attraction is currently experiencing a major visibility issue: A watermark has appeared over Mt. Rushmore. Read more…
Florida Woman Shoplifts Bomb Ingredients At Walmart, Tries To Blow Up The Walmart
NYDAILYNEWS Reports; A Florida woman accompanied by a child trolled the aisles of a Tampa Walmart, constructing a bomb as she went, and tried to blow up the store, police said Tuesday. Emily Stallard, 37, of Tampa, was charged with several felonies, including attempted arson of a structure, firebombing, contributing to the delinquency of a…